Outstanding Achievement In Press Release
I wanted to draw your attention to this press release from the Washington County Sheriff’s Department. I’ve never met Detective Tim Harris, but I can assure you we’d get along.
The release is titled: “Elvis is in the building!” (that stolen Elvis painting wasn’t really stolen. Someone thought it was put out as garbage, so they “saved” it.)
It includes references to “Return to Sender,” “Hound Dog”, and ends brilliantly: “Thank you, thank you very much.”
Tim Harris, I love you tender(ly).
(from deblog)