Tonight On WCCO News; Paris Hilton & Drunken Elephants
On my Associated Press newswire tonight, this BULLETIN popped up:
“AP-Hilton-Drunk Elephants BULLETIN KILL
Stations: KILL story slugged Hilton-Drunk Elephants, sent at 12:17 p.m. as V3374. A publicist for Paris Hilton says Hilton never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.
(Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)”
Without any context, this may be the most fabulous item the Associated Press has ever sent out. I did find the original AP story on Foxnews.com. It’s bizarre.
Tonight at ten, Don Shelby will share his thoughts on Paris Hilton and the drunken elephants. Plus, we discuss Jennifer Lopez’s hip and waist measurements… We’ll also have news of a record for sexually transmitted diseases. And some guy in Oklahoma made his own lightning. Oh, and there’s some real news in there too. Don’t miss it.
((Reposted from WCCO-TV DeBlog 11/13/07))